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  1. rightfully-southern:
“This still fucking cracks me up
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    rightfully-southern:

    This still fucking cracks me up

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  1. just-shower-thoughts:

    There should be a discount card for the terminally I’ll, so they are less financially restricted to do and try new things before they die

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  1. "I wasn’t looking for love. But now I can’t even imagine loving someone else the same way."
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  1. "I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed."
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  1. "Why is crying so pleasurable? I feel clean, absolutely purged after it. As if I had a grief to get over with, some deep sorrow."
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  1. "And I dream too much
    and I don’t write enough
    and I’m trying to find God everywhere."
    Anis Mojgai, “For Those Who Can Ride in an Airplane For the First Time
    (via wordsnquotes)
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  1. "Everything has changed and yet, I am more me than I’ve ever been."
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  1. shittyidea:

    Buttplugs that changes your shit into shapes like playdough

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  1. shittyidea:

    A commercial semen facial moisturizer 

  2. 5147
  1. shittyidea:

    A fishnet condom

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  1. shittyidea:

    White History Month

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  1. shittyidea:

    A Tumblr government

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  1. shittyidea:

    Tinder for adoption

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  1. shittyidea:

    Leave your keys in the car so you never misplace them

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  1. shittyidea:

    Got diarrhea? Use a tampon!

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