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There should be a discount card for the terminally I’ll, so they are less financially restricted to do and try new things before they die
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"I wasn’t looking for love. But now I can’t even imagine loving someone else the same way."
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"I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed."
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"Why is crying so pleasurable? I feel clean, absolutely purged after it. As if I had a grief to get over with, some deep sorrow."
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"And I dream too much
and I don’t write enough
and I’m trying to find God everywhere."
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"Everything has changed and yet, I am more me than I’ve ever been."
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Buttplugs that changes your shit into shapes like playdough
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A commercial semen facial moisturizer
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A fishnet condom
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White History Month
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A Tumblr government
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Tinder for adoption
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Leave your keys in the car so you never misplace them
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Got diarrhea? Use a tampon!